Jokes, Funny Jokes, Best Jokes, Large Collection of Jokes

Jokes, Funny Jokes, Best Jokes, Large Collection of Jokes:

Not Easy to be a Teacher – Funny Jokes

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
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TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
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TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense.

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THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
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English Grammar class.
Teacher: What’s the difference between “He cleans the plate” and “the plate is cleaned by him.”
Student: In first sentence ‘he’ is not married, but in second sentence ‘he’ is married….